A: When it’s the same jail visited by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in “Mother Lovers”. Maybe?

Pro tip, fellas, don’t write stuff like this ever, especially not in a seven-chapter manifesto:

“I, on the other hand, did want to date someone with real elitism and real malaise. Perhaps I too should have been clairvoyant. Kelly’s advertisement was titled ‘unassuming post-structuralist;’ I would likely have been happier with an assuming structuralist.”

A broke dude (Tim Donnelly) interviews an awesome woman (Edith Zimmerman).