Q: When's it ok to bring a date to jail?
A: When it’s the same jail visited by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in “Mother Lovers”. Maybe?

A: When it’s the same jail visited by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in “Mother Lovers”. Maybe?
Two Brokelyn scoops on one New York Magazine page!
1. Bed Stuy salon offers free cuts to job seekers and 2. Kelly’s review of her n+1 personals date.
Get at me, print media!

Vajazzling, chocolate foot scrub, college education and more from BuzzFeed.
The Sigur Ros film is playing The Spectacle Theater in February, but is giving away a signed poster now. Can YOU pronounce the band’s name properly??
Here’s an experiment for the interns, service workers, graduate students, freelancers, and temps: Think deeply about your privilege, your advantages, your family history, that some may have it better or worse off than you do. Then, forget all of it… Resist the urge to feel sad or pass blame, and we’ll all share our favorite “I’m so poor” jokes at the end.
-from GOOD; “Hustlin’: The Rise of the Privileged Poor”.
Already got the ‘jokes’ part covered.
This is the oddest thing I’ve ever read, almost.
We try.
- Jeans: Levis
- Floral shirt: Fred Flare
- Cardigan: Uniqlo
- Frye Boots
- Belt: Alter (Greenpoint)
- “Kiss me where I pee” necklace: In God We Trust (Williamsburg)
- Manicure: Cutie Calls
Name: Sue Smith
What do you do?: Comedic Actor & Writer (twitter.com/itsreallysue)
What…
From one Brokelynite to another, Caroline interviews Brokelandia’s own Sue Smith about fashion, ladyproblems, and minimum rage. Check it out.
This is both practical and (sort-of) high-brow. Brokelyn approves.
I don’t know, but if you put it in a chart, that means stuff is serious.
via [The Frisky]

A pot of supermarket coffee is on, we’re loving life.
Tell us your darkest (brewing) secrets.